A Tea Bag

Comix Strip #3: A Tea Bag, Comic Strip, Comics, Comix Strip, Funny, Hilarious, Dirty Joke, Tea, Green Tea, Tea Bags, Dirty Mind

Dan: What goes in dry, comes out wet and gives warm satisfaction?
Laura: I don't like dirty jokes!
Dan: The answer is 'a tea bag'. And, you have a dirty mind.

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(1) A gay man finally decides to confront his parents about his sexuality. So, he goes over to their house, and finds his mother cooking dinner in the kitchen. 
He sits down at the kitchen table, lets out a big sigh, and says, "Mom, I have something to tell you... I'm gay."
His mother makes no reply and doesn't give any response. When the gay man was about to repeat it to make sure that she'd heard him, she turns away from the pot she was stirring and calmly asks, "You're gay, doesn't that mean that you put other men's penises in your mouth?" 
The gay guy nervously replies, "Uh, yeah Mom, that's right." 
His mother goes back to stirring the pot, then suddenly she whirls around, whacks him on the head with her spoon and says, "Don't you EVER complain about my cooking again!"

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(2) A stoner walks into an appliance store and asks the owner, "How much for that TV set in the window?" 
The owner looks at the TV set, then he looks at the stoner, and replies, "I don't sell stuff to potheads." 
So, the stoner replies, "I'll quit smoking pot and will come back the next week to buy that TV."
A week later, the stoner comes back and says, "I quit smoking pot. Now, how much for that TV set in the window?" 
The irritated store owner replies, "I told you, I don't sell to potheads!"
So, the stoner leaves and he comes back again after a week. He asks the same question, "How much for that TV?" 

The owner furiously replies, "I'm not going to tell you again, I don't sell to potheads!" 
The giggling stoner looks at the owner and asks, "How can you even tell that I'm a pothead?" 
The owner points at the appliance and says, "Because that's a microwave!"

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