Showing posts with label DITTO. Show all posts
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Ditto #44: We Love You Mothers Everywhere, GIF, Ditto, Agnes, Mother's Day, Maa, Mother, Mom, Mummy, Despicable Me 2, Love, Affection, Bliss, Blessing

"My mother is beyond compare,
We love you mothers, everywhere."


Some people say, "God could not be everywhere, so he created mothers". This is so true! A mother's love is Godly, magical, unconditional and the truest, most purest form of love. 

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We are truly blessed to have such a wonderful, angelic and beautiful deity we call 'Maa' in our lives. Not only did she give us our life but she also nurtured us and made us strong enough to face every obstacle that life may throw at us. 

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We can never pay back the debt we owe to our mothers, not in this life, nor in any other. We can only love our offspring with the same intensity that our mothers love us with, and that's all we can do. And, only in this way we can show our gratitude and pay off a little fraction of all that our mothers did for us and continue to do everyday.

Happy Mother's Day to the wonderful mothers all around the world. We l
ve you so much.

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Ditto #43: I Love You Maa So Much, GIF, Ditto, Agnes, Mother's Day, Maa, Mother, Mom, Mummy, Despicable Me 2, Love, Affection, Bliss, Blessing

This ditto is made in honor of mothers everywhere. We love you mothers, everywhere, for all your endless sacrifices that you make every single day in order to take care of your beloved children. 

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A mother's love is the truest form of love, one can't even imagine what a mother won't do for her children's happiness and what she does everyday. Being a mother is a blessing maybe, but being showered with love and having a mother by your side is actually a blessing. 

Happy Mother's Day. We love you mothers, so much. May God bless our mothers with a long healthy life that we have the honor to fill with happiness and as much love as they blessed our lives with.

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Ditto #42: Me When Unwanted Guests Come Home, GIF, Ditto, Guests, Unwanted Guests, Home, Visit, Inside Out, Disney, Pixar, Animation, Parents

Not that I'm an anti-social person, but I just can't take unwanted guests' visits when they become the reason for my plans' ruination. I'm a good person like most of you when it comes to making relations with people, but I'm moody too and get frustrated easily. 

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But, thank goodness, I'm not adult enough to live on my own and my parents are in-charge of the house, so I get to hide in my room when unwanted guests, who ruin my plans by their visit, come home. It is one of the many perks of living with parents, I guess!

Guests are equivalent to God. They visit us 'cause they care and hence they take out their time to see us. We must always treat every guest with respect and love, even the guests we don't like. And in an ignorant age of social media, thank God for any guest who visits you.

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Ditto #41: When Leonardo DiCaprio Won The Oscar, GIF, Ditto, Leonardo DiCaprio, Oscars, The Academy, Hollywood, Movie Star, Actor, Happy, Dance, Dancing

I don't know for sure if Leonardo DiCaprio will win the Oscar, because, I mean, you know, why the f*ck has he not won the Oscar already? Has there been a conspiracy going on against Leonardo? Who knows, maybe? 

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But... I have this strong intuition that he will win this time, he's got to win this time. And, if he doesn't then our doubt that there's been a conspiracy going on against him will be put to rest. He deserves to win the Oscar, he's a great actor, no doubt about it.

And, when he'll win, I'm gonna do a quick dance myself, out of ecstasy. And then I'll be glued to my television to hear his award acceptance speech. What will he say? Will he crack a joke, "Ah, finally!"? Or, will his tone have a hint of sarcasm, at all? I'm so excited to find out.

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Update: Leonardo did win the Oscar. There was no sarcasm to be detected in his tone, though many believe that he subtly flipped off The Academy. I uttered 'f*ck' when his name was announced. For some unknown reason I was extremely happy and had a huge grin on my face. And oh, Chris Rock was a lame host. I missed Ellen.

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Ditto #40: How Fast Government Employees Work, GIF, Ditto, Sloths, Government Employees, Lazy People, Zootopia, Animation

You have got to be patient to get your job done by government employees. Not that all government employees are slothful, but the government processes are so long that... you know, it takes over a month to get something done.

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But there's hope, the world is changing. Maybe in 10 years or so, government offices will be filled with modern-technology machines to hasten the work. Though, I hope that men won't completely surrender to comfort and let machines do all the work. 'Cause if that'd be the case, humans will be doomed. No-one wants what happened to humans in Wall-E and to the bees in Bee Movie to become a reality.

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Ditto #39: Overprotective Fathers Be Like, GIF, Ditto, Ice Age 3, Mammoths, Animation, Father, Daughter, Overprotective Father, Life, Love, Happiness, Pain

It is in a Father's system by default to keep his daughter from any harm. But, especially from Boys. They are kinda cute, the fathers who are overprotective. But for their daughters, they might not be so cute. 

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It's okay to be overprotective but one must not put so many bars on anyone's freedom. Because as someone has said, "Life is an adventure, you can't learn from anyone's mistakes. You must go out there and make your own. You will either get hurt or you might find the most beautiful thing in the entire world". You can try but you can't actually ever protect anyone, and you don't even have to. Because happiness and pain, they both go hand in hand, and it's okay to experience them both. It is okay. 

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Did you know?
- Approximately 63% of youth suicides in the U.S. are kids who live in a home without a father.

- The world’s oldest father is believed to be Ramjit Raghav from India. He was 96 years old when his 52-year-old wife gave birth to a baby boy in 2010. Raghav was single until he was in his 80s. Read more

- A male who has many brothers is more likely to have sons. In contrast, a man who has many sisters is more likely to have daughters.

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Ditto #38: When Bae Smiles At You, GIF, Ditto, Pig, Smiling, Bae, Baby, Babe, In Love, Love Struck, Crazy In Love, Hypnotized, Mesmerized

"I can't keep my eyes off you
I can't keep my mind off you"

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It is every lover's complain. Because love makes it's victims helpless. But there's pleasure in this kind of helplessness. Love makes a person realize the beauty, every bit of this world holds. And therefore, it makes the heart bearing love into a heart of gold.

Shakespeare has beautifully captured a lover's condition in these lines- 
"And then the lover, 
Sighing like furnace, with a woeful ballad 
Made to his mistress' eyebrow."

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Ditto #37: Stuffed Crust Pizza Lovers Be Like, GIF, Ditto, Pizza, Cheese Burst Pizza, Stuffed Crust Pizza, Minions, Agnes, Edith, Margo, Despicable Me, Domino's Pizza, Pizza Hut, Home Delivery, Delicious, Food, Drool

"Oooo.. stuffed crust!"
Take your eyes off Agnes and please have a look at that tiny little cutie Minion in the other Minion's hand. Ain't he just so insanely adorable? I wish they were real so bad. I know, the entire world wishes the same!

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Did you know?
Minions are the official mascot of Illumination Entertainment.

- The Minions were partly inspired by the Jawas in the original Star Wars franchise, and the Oompa Loompas from Willy Wonka.

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Ditto #36: How I Get Up From Bed, GIF, Ditto, Bed, Get Up, Wake Up, Minion, Despicable Me, Sleep, Man, Bad habit

Just so we're clear, this is not how I wake up. I'm a sloth when it comes to waking up, I love sleeping. This is how I get up from bed after I've woken up. 
Though, one must not get up with a jerk, this is a bad habit. We must always get up slowly and steadily.

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Did you know?
Man is the only mammal that willingly delays sleep.

- People who don’t get enough sleep are more likely to have bigger appetites due to the fact that their leptin levels (leptin is an appetite-regulating hormone) fall, promoting appetite increase.

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Ditto #35: Your BFF Be Cheering For You Like, GIF, Ditto, Friends, Best Friend, BFF, Friends Forever, Minions, Cheering, Hooting, Support, Love

No one could ever know me 
No one could ever see me 
Seems you're the only one who knows what it's like to be me 
Someone to face the day with, make it through all the rest with
Someone I'll always laugh with 
Even at my worst, I'm best with you, yeah! 
It's like you're always stuck in second gear 
When it hasn't been your day, your week, your month, or even your year 
I'll be there for you 
(When the rain starts to pour) 
I'll be there for you 
(Like I've been there before)
I'll be there for you 
('Cause you're there for me too)

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I need not say more, the above lines of the theme song of F.R.I.E.N.D.S. says it all. True friends are like gems, so precious. You need not worry about anything in life if you've got a friend.

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Ditto #34: When Holidays Are About To End, GIF, Ditto, Holidays, Vacation, Crying, Animation, Disney, Inside Out, Happiness

One of the greatest joys in this world are, holidays. And one of the most heart-wrenching and nerve-racking feelings is, when holidays are about to end.


I'm not sure why a research hasn't been made on the stress, happiness, depression level of a person, before and after holidays, yet. But I'm pretty sure, the results will signify that the signs of depressed disappear when holidays near, but even a happy go lucky kinda person becomes highly depressed once holidays end.


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Ditto #33: People At Concerts Be Like, GIF, Ditto, Minions, Screaming, Crazy Audience, Concert, People, Helpless, Insane

Want to see how normal a person is? Just send them to a concert and you'll know. Only God of insanity knows what happens to people at concerts! 

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They become insane, laughing, crying, confused, screeching monsters. First decide, what you want to be, you want to be sad or happy? Such a circus these attendees put on.
People at concerts have so many mood swings that even Taylor Swift hasn't had that many boyfriends!

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Ditto #32: How Girls Sleep In Reality, GIF, Ditto, Sleep, Expectations Vs Reality, Girls Fart, Drooling, Frozen, Disney, Animation

Unlike what movies and television have us believe, girls do not always look pretty. Girls drool, their hair get messed up while they sleep just like every other normal human. So, there you go, a mystery has been solved. Girls are normal and human, too!

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Pssst.. girls do fart too. No, not rainbows but stinky gas, just like you and me.

Did you know?
-A typical fart is composed of about 59 percent nitrogen, 21 percent hydrogen, 9 percent carbon dioxide, 7 percent methane and 4 percent oxygen.

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Ditto #31: When You're Watching TV And Someone Disturbs You, GIF, Ditto, Minions, Dancing, Disturb, Television, Punch, punched, Beaten Up, Watching TV

WARNING: Don't you dare to disturb someone who's on a date with their lovely, totally hypnotizing, slim, sexy-figured, Godly being called Television!

Or else... *BOOM*

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DO NOT TRY this at home, this exercise is highly dangerous. You might loose your teeth, a lot of your hair might be ousted from roots and your bones might get broken. 
This stunt was performed by highly trained professionals who master in the art of disturbing others, the feisty Minions.

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Ditto #30: When You See Your Ex, GIF, Ditto, Ex Boyfriend, Ex Girlfriend, Sex And The City, Miranda, Carrie, Fuck, Running Away, Run Away

F*ck! The reaction of different people of different genders to a similar situation might differ drastically.

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While some might hide or run away at the sight of their ex, others tend to be highly formal & pretentious, some meet and greet and boast how great they are doing in their life now that their ex is out of the scene. But I know this for a fact, everyone utters the word 'f*ck' either inside or out loud when they see their ex. Now, ain't that right?

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Ditto #29: When You Get Blamed For Something You Did Not Do, GIF, Ditto, Despicable Me, Minions, What, Blame Game, Innocent, Naughty

I'm the kind of guy who constantly daydreams and minds my own business. Usually, I don't even notice what's been happening around me. I'm always lost in my own world, busy talking to myself. But, I assure you, I ain't abnormal, I just happen to be coy, highly introverted kind of person who's been packed with a generous amount of innocence. I'm pretty sure I'm not the only one, many of you are like me as well, anyone?

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Anyways, because I'm so decent, I get blamed for sh*t I didn't do all the time, and how I  react to those claims? Ditto! 

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Ditto #28: While Farting... After Having Held It For Too Long, GIF, Ditto, Fart, Farting, Relief, Kung Fu Panda 2, Po, Dragon Warrior, Fart Joke

Ever had to hold your fart just because you were too scared too release it, your fear being that your fart might be heard? Well, then you know the pain and the relief that comes when you finally release it!

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Did you know?
Gerald Ford, the 38th president of the United States would turn to his Secret Service agents and loudly proclaim things like ”Jesus, was that you? Show some class!” instead of owning up to his farts. Read more


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Ditto #27: When Bae Forgets Something, GIF, Ditto, Angry Girlfriend, Bae, Baby, Furious, Furry, Home, Rihanna, Animation

First date, first kiss, anniversary, birthday, etc, etc, the list is huge. 
While God made girls very chirpy, celebratory who remember every special day, He also made guys forgetful just to have His fun watching a girl give it right to her scatterbrained half

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God must be enjoying every bit of the screams, drama and curses that are hailed on such a forgetful guy somewhere, right now. Comic Scene!

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Ditto #26: When You're Really Hungry, GIF, Ditto, Baby Panda, Kung Fu Panda, Hungry, Eating, Food, Hunger, Starving, Foodie

No matter how much you deny that you follow basic etiquette while eating even when you're dead hungry, we all know that table manners don't really matter at that alarming time. God! We're talking about etiquette, what you get to eat at that time doesn't matter either!

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People literally eat like animals when they're freaking hungry. I'm talking about the type of hunger when your stomach becomes the gut eating monster.

Hunger is the worst, God forbid that anyone ever gets hungry. But sadly, people around the globe die daily 'cause of hunger. Us people, who have such a luxurious lifestyle, can't we donate some dollars for the sake of humanity?

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Ditto #25: When You Are Home For Holidays, GIF, Ditto, Fat, Home, Home Cooked Meal, Food, Mother's Love, Delicious Food, Minion, Cola, Coke, Love

Okay, so this ditto is self explanatory but for those simpletons out there, I'm gonna explain what it exactly means. 

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It means that when you are home for holidays, you swell up 'cause of all the delicious delicacies your mother treats you with and all the motherly affection she smothers you with. In simple words, you go home as a 50 kg of bone and flesh, but you return as a 80 kg bulk.

I bet you had that figured out already. So, you are not a simpleton after all, or are you?

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