A man after gathering his courage asks a pretty lady sitting in the bar,"May I buy you a drink?"
The lady tauntingly replies, "I would rather have the money."
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(1) A man goes into a bar and seats himself on a stool.
Bartender: What will it be buddy?
Man: Set me up with seven whiskey shots and make them doubles.
The bartender does this and watches the man slug one down, then the next, then the next, and so on. All seven shots were gone almost as quickly as they were served.
Bartender: Why are you drinking like this?
Man: You'd drink them this fast too if you had what I have.
Bartender: What do you have pal?
Man: I have only a dollar.
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(2) Scientists in the United States revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones. To prove their theory, they made one hundred men to drink twelve pints of beer. They then observed that 100% of them started talking nonsense and could not drive.
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